Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Strange syllabus policies :)

This is from an actual syllabus in our university:
1. Trimming of the nails should be done on a regular and consistent basis, preferably twice a week. This will keep the quick of the nail pushed back so that the nails do not ... .
2. The recommended nail length is 1/16" beyond the quick of the nail. Please note, however, that the nails should never be cut so short as to cause pain or discomfort!
3. Sculpted nails, glued-on nails and the like are not allowed. Artificial nails can get caught in the ... , so they are expressly forbidden.
4. The ... student has up to one week after receiving notice of this fingernail length policy to trim his or her nails according to the above guidelines. Profesional manicures are at the student's own expense.
5. Failure to trim the nails may cause a student to lose up to ten points per lesson grade.

Can you guess what type of a course would have this in the syllabus?

5 comments:

  1. I'll let someone else guess. I have taken this class, and let me tell you these policies are enforced. : )

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  2. And I can tell you that this class is NOT Principles of Macroeconomics - the course I am teaching this semester (although it would be fun to put this on my syllabus to see if anyone notices!)

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  3. Obviously a piano performance class. Do we offer classical guitar? It would be interesting to see a syllabus that mandates this for the left hand, but mid-length nails clearly rounded and polished for the right hand.

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  4. Oh yes, the beloved fingernail trimming policy. Philip is correct, this is for piano performance classes.

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  5. Haha, what about the policy for all fingers in a guitar class, except for the thumb of the non-dominant hand (thumb's fingernail typically does not interfere with chord formation) :)

    The commentators are in fact correct - it is a piano class policy (not economics, English, philosophy, or religion).

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